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“Oh she’s cold all right,” the medical examiner said.
“Thank you, coroner. We could have sworn she was faking,” her family replied. Crushed, but grateful.
And so it was that Rocío Santiago—of legacy unknown and some age—died quite expectedly on a summer morning. The double-cheeseburger she was eating went down the wrong pipe. She is survived by everyone still left on Earth. And will be remembered for getting a little too excited about Nickelodeon’s Hey Arnold, a love of flossing, graduating from the University of Texas at Austin with an MA in Advertising, and losing the fifth-grade spelling bee due to an offbeat yet tragic misspelling of the word "c-h-i-k-e-n".
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